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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
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// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
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Quotation[0] = "Since what you eat and drink hours before sex strongly affects the way you taste, try to keep your diet somewhat bland. Alcohol, garlic, saturated fats, soy sauce and spicy foods give your secretions a bitter taste. Less spicy foods give you a more neutral taste and sugary foods will leave a sweet memory on the tongue. ";
Quotation[1] = "Use birth control. Sex is much more enjoyable when any anxieties about pregnancy or contracting a sexually transmitted disease is put to rest. ";
Quotation[2] = "Next time you suffer from a headache or bad PMS, do not avoid sex. Studies have proven that the release of endorphins is a powerful painkiller.";
Quotation[3] = "If you do not want to or cannot use your mouth to put the condom on then still make the experience exciting; masturbate yourself for your lover to watch; lick and kiss his nipples; tell him how badly you want him to fuck you. Just do not let all foreplay come to a screeching halt because it is something that has to be done.";
Quotation[4] = "Plan a trip to the amusement park. The surge of adrenaline and endorphins make us feel more lusty.";
Quotation[5] = "Give your lover a deep tonsil-touching kiss, at a time when sex is not possible. This allows both of your juices to get flowing and helps you anticipate your next sexual encounter.";
Quotation[6] = "Give your lover a deep tonsil-touching kiss, at a time when sex is not possible. This allows both of your juices to get flowing and helps you anticipate your next sexual encounter.";
Quotation[7] = "Although sex in the bath, is a wonderfully sensual activity, it can actually dry out your juices, so next time add a few drops of mineral oil to the water to keep things more lubricated.";
Quotation[8] = "Try sex first thing in the morning. Sex after a good nights sleep is much more profound. Plus, since you have not showered in a while, you will be stinking of your own natural sexy scent and taste, which has known to be a huge turn on for both men and women. ";
Quotation[9] = "Next time you have sex, try shallow penetration, instead of deep thrusting, for added excitement and stimulation. The most sensitive nerve endings for a woman, besides the clitoris, is the entrance of the vagina and for men is the head of the penis.";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
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